Our Drinks
Easy Breezy
Light & refreshing cocktails.
Nguyen D. Peppercorn
$15.00
Vodka, cherry blossom, grapefruit, pink peppercorn, rose, absinthe | We got banned from the pool forever.
Sex Work Is Real Work
$15.00
Gin, passion fruit, carrot, szechuan peppercorn, vanilla, lemon |"Pornstar Martini" is not the proper nomenclature.
I Got Warrants
$15.00
Gin, raspberry, shiso, grapefruit, rosé vermouth, lemon, absinthe | Alliance one called, they told us to say "hi".
Holy Shishito
$15.00
Tequila, strawberry, blistered shishito, blood orange jam, pineapple, lime, cordial, Aperol mist | I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
40 Thieves
$15.00
Tequila, persimmon, chili sesame oil, vanilla, lemon | Terrorizing suckas on the Seven Seas.
Tum Tum
$15.00
White rum, tom yum, coconut, lychee, lime • This drink is the opposite of Hulk Hogan’s Hair in that 3 Ninjas movie | Spoiler alert: It was extremely off-putting.
Big Madre Milkers
$15.00
Madre mezcal, matcha, yuzu, vanilla | Nate Pilgrim told us this was the name of the church he attends.
Tangerine, You Are My Sex Machine
$15.00
Madre mezcal, tangerine, thai tea, vanilla, fee foam, lemon |
Shawn’s grandpa used to sing this song to him.
Shawn’s grandpa used to sing this song to him.
Guilty as Cin
$15.00
Bourbon, cherry, orange, cinnamon, citric acid, Ancho Reyes | They say apathy kills, but i don’t care.
Get Buck
Spirit forward, if you like the taste of booze you’ll love these.
La Flama Blanca
$15.00
Tequila, molé blanco, orange bitters | Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
Sioux City Old Fashioned
$15.00
Bourbon, root beer reduction, R&D cherry apple bitters, ango, absinthe | Do you see what happens, Larry?
Haitian Divorce
$15.00
Gin, palo santo, lillet blanc, orange bitters | If you don’t like Steely Dan then fuck you.
Dirty Martini
$15.00
Vodka or gin, house brine, castelvetrano olive | Insert pun about how dirty you are.
Draft Cocktails
My Yammy Vice
$14.00
Vodka, ube, pineapple, rose, lime | We asked Det. Sonny Crockett to try this drink he said “My name is Don Johnson” and told us to go fuck ourselves.
Tom Brokha
$14.00
Vodka, thai basil, lemongrass, coconut, lime | It’s always a mistake not to go.
Bangarang
$14.00
Bourbon, banana, demerara, yuzu | Not the Skrillex song, the other one.
Clarified Blue Hawaiian
$14.00
White rum, blue curaçao, pineapple, coconut, lemon • Ashleigh Pillay assured us that this is dank | *This drink uses milk clarification.
Draft
Same Same Japanese Lager
$7.00
South O Brewing 5.0%
Clever Kiwi Pilsner
$7.00
Burgeon 5.2%
Penny Blonde
$7.00
Booze Bros 4.8%
Fire Mountain Vienna Lager
$7.00
South O Brewing 4.8%
Carlsbad Crush Pale Ale
$7.00
Burgeon 5.8%
Rotating IPA
$7.00
Artifex
The Pupil IPA
$7.00
Societe Brewing 7.5%
Nyjah Hazy IPA
$7.00
Black Plague 7.0%
Cans
Same Same Hard Seltzer
$7.00
Modelo
$6.00
Montucky Cold Snack
$6.00
Coors Og
$5.00
Coors Light
$5.00
Bambucha Tropical Guava
$8.00